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Duck Tales

Postby megrihost » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:43 am

Duck Tales :lol:

:lol: A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grapes here." So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day he walks into the same bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grape here." The duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender angrily replies, "I don't want to have to tell you again, I don't sell grapes here and if you ask me again I will nail your beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks at him and screams, "No, we don't have any nails!" The duck then asks, "Got any gwapes?" :lol:
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Postby megrisoft » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:02 am

Nice one... :lol:
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Postby arti » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:10 am

I dont understand????
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???

Postby megrihost » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:31 pm

arti.. what did u not understand????
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Ajit Watches Cricket

Postby megrisoft » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:50 pm

Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan.
Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting.
Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Ajit: Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde
Robert: Ok boss
Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde
Robert: Ok boss
He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.
Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se jaake kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daalde aur Imran ko catchout karde.
Robert: Ok boss
He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again.
Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Robert: Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?
Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi
hamare kabje mein hai!
:lol: :lol:
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Postby karan1203 » Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:26 pm

haha. good one
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haha

Postby jennifer06 » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:07 am

There is a familiar joke in China here. But it is a rabbit akeing a fishshop for carrots. It is funny.
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Good

Postby Yash » Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:44 am

good one...... :lol:
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Postby EFFORTS » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:55 am

This joke is quite funny

But unfortunately, I have seen it before

There is no other then

  www.jfdsw.com
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