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Postby admin » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:25 pm

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-online Indian
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Postby admin » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:26 pm

A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.


A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Postby megri » Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:06 am

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